1. pay the entry fee for the PDG
2. plot on maps (most definitely plural) the route of the PDG
3. panic
4. get some fresh air, go to monster trails in moray and have a flabby day out
It's not until you have to carry out a proper 'boy' clean on the bike you start to question your cleaning abilities. Strangely enough, I have never thought about tumble drying, ironing or eating a bike - until today.
5. start praying to the weather Gods for some snow so I can start skinning.